I won an award tonight!
Also I 100% did not embarrass myself at all because a really attractive guy made a hilarious expression and I was like ‘lol your face’ and when he fussed about my reaction I said something like ‘no wait I think you’re SO GOOD LOOKIGNG’
1.You check out weather.com and it the daily temperature estimate goes from 40°, to 50°, to … get ready for it, 60°!
2. Flowers begin to bloom
3. You no longer cringe, but are actually excited, to go outside
4. You feel perfect in just a light sweater, no jacket necessary
5. Bars start setting up their outside seating
6. And, the best sign of them all, you can finally wear sundresses and opened toed shoes!
Father left child in the car for 8 hours. He forgot that his kid was there. No arrest was made.
It’s so obvious.
Anyone else pissed off that this is the white parent of non-white kids, on top of every thing else?
Tupac died at 25. If Malcolm X died at 25 he would have been a street hustler named Detroit Red. If Martin Luther King died at 25 he would’ve been known as a local baptist preacher. And if I had died at 25 I would’ve been known as a struggling musician. Only a sliver of my life’s potential.